[La Princessa enters stage left into office doorway]
La Princessa: Hey, I have a question.
Me: [shuddering on the inside at any conversation that begins with "I have a question"] Umm, Okay...
[La Princessa enters further into interior of office and stands over desk, scratching head]
La Princessa: I wonder if I should spend $80 on a book on the pathology of pedophiles? Do you think I could get reimbursed?
Me: [slight pause] By who? And why?
[dramatic pause...wheels turning]
La Princessa: Amazon has the book for $80, but I don't know if I need an $80 book on pedophiles in my personal library.
Me: Probably not.
La Princessa: [turning to leave out office door] Yah, you're right.
Dear Lord....
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Ummm...yeah...so why am I not surprised. She always makes me feel good about myself.
Ironically, that doesn't seem like the oddest thing she's thought of buying...the $200 corgi Christmas ornament anyone???
I know...I was more surprised that she listened to/agreed with me
In a way, I almost feel like I need to meet this woman to fully appreciate her ape-crap-craziness.
Any chance we could get a picture of her?
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